a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I cant think of one (._. )

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

im black

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Mitt Romney for president.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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