Women's rights.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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