- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

George W. Bush

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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