Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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AVI IS A FAG

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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