Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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robin, get in the car.

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Vagina-Boob

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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The glass is half an hour.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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