- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

I only like NY as a friend.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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