Bin Laden is dead.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Jokes are funny.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

your life

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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