- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

A seal walks into a club.

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