So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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austins gay lolololol

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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i love antijokes

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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you just lost the game!

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Asians

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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