- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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