What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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BUTTERFARTING

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Wolf Pussy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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