What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Your Mom

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

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