- Anti Joke

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Susie has Autism

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.