Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Fuck her

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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