What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

This is not a good joke.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

I'm gay.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

A jew went to Germany.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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