Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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potato farming

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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cory is gay

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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S.O.P.A

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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