- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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