Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Anal cheese curds.

Dan O'Driscoll

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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