whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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The glass is half an hour.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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okay.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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OGC - tilt your head

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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