why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

come along children

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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