- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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