- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

I love Ciara!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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