- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

you will die someday

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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