What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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