women's lacrosse.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Chuck Norris died.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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