- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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