- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

An asian walks out of math class

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Mitt Romney for president.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

where do the women go? the womanarium

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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