what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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newt gingrich

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Avery has crabs.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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:-)book

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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AVI IS A FAG

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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