A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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I came.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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