- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

The Economy

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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