Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Knock Knock Come in

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Women's rights.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Hi colton

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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