Teen pregnancy

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Women's rights

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Anti Joke

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