Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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A guy is playing cod

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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