Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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