Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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the guy below me is gay

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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hi

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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hey bill!

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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the your face joke

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Anti Joke

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