- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

look left now look right. washing machine

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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