- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

guess what? chicken butt.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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