Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Knock knock. Come in.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

WTF BOOOOOM

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

Boobs are nasty!

Sarah Palin is President

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