What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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cot!

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Women's rights.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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