What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Canida

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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