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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Women's rights.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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