- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Anne Frank.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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