Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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planking.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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women's rights

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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