- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Women's rights.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

planking.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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