What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Womens rights

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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suck my dick.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Microsoft Windows

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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