Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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who eats pencils asians

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Canida

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Anti Joke

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