Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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