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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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