- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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