MICHAEL

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Communism

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Akshaytiger World

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Anti Joke

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