What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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