What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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