What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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French people

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Hello

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Small titties.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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