what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

French people

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

Hitler is my role model

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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