- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Steve Jobs.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Josh kissing a girl

Knock knock Come in!

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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