- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

do you know what's so funny? yup

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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