Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Knock, knock. Come in!

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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