- Anti Joke

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

My Girlfriend

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

dog

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Knock, knock. Come in!

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Star Wars

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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