Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Your mother

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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*you're

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lol

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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