Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Someone told me about this website.

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robin, get in the car.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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