You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Justin Bieber

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BUTTERFARTING

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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