You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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knock knock your gay

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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i have 2 penises

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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