What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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This is my joke. funny

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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It says so on your cap.

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the guy below me is gay

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Justin Bieber

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BUTTERFARTING

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