why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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