- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Jokes are funny.

Penis.

What is brown and sticky?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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