Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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