What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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