whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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A guy is playing cod

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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penis

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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