What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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A man walks into a bar.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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