Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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S.O.P.A

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Poop

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Flab

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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