LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Rock mattress.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Religion

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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This is my joke. funny

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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