What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

I have no ideas.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Whats9+10 19

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Nathan Gooderson.

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Anti Joke

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