what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

This is not a good joke.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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