- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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