- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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