Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What is worse

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Knock knock *No one was home*

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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